'Everyone's giving me grief' regarding the series concluding before I get there.
Beautiful weather, classic snacks and legendary venues - what more could an England cricket fan possibly want?
Well, perhaps an contest for the urn in Australia where they retain a possibility to reclaim the urn following the initial matches.
That will not be happening on this occasion, however, after the hosts' dominant victory by 82 runs in Adelaide put the hosts 3-0 up for the fourth straight contest on their own soil.
England's famous supporters' group, the vocal contingent, have 3,000 fans flying out for the last two matches in the SCG and MCG.
There are also tour groups who will celebrate the holidays in Australia, as well as relatives and companions embarking on a special expedition.
The Ryding Siblings
Four fans named Alex, Sam, Rory and Katie are four such fans.
The four siblings had their flights and tickets arranged for the fourth and fifth Tests "well ahead of time", dreaming of a long-awaited triumph.
Instead, they have watched Australia defeat England convincingly in just a short period from their residence in their hometown.
"All my colleagues has been making comments about it being over for the last two weeks," commented one sibling.
"Our expectation had been that we would have a meaningful contest still when we got there."
Diminishing Hope
Hope was abundant concerning a potential victory of securing a first win in 15 years for a victory down under ahead of the tour.
Yet now they are facing the prospect of extending their winless run in the country to 19 matches when the fourth Test gets under way in Melbourne on Thursday, 25 December.
The England team - and their supporters - will be keen to prevent a clean sweep.
It was mentioned that the "thrill and enjoyment" of head coach the positive style of play in recent times had "brought fresh energy to" Test cricket for England fans.
But the Ryding siblings said they had realistic outlooks for the remaining matches - and all they are requesting from the players is "a bit of fight".
"Commentators consistently references this, but it all comes down to mental resilience. 'The aggressive approach has been turned into a buzzword now that is just, like, unrealistic play," stated Rory Ryding.
"In a five-day Test match, you should dig in. Chasing balls 'wide of off stump has not been part of the coaching manuals, and that is largely because of the frontline batsmen."
Future Prospects
When questioned if he believed England will secure a victory in this Ashes series, Sam said: "The evidence suggests the hosts are a stronger side right now."
"It will require several individuals that delivers for the team and produces a match-winning display."
Even with the series lost, the fans are anticipating the trip.
"It will be a wonderful trip anyway," added another sibling. "We must adopt that attitude."
"Naturally, it's a let-down we don't have more to play for, but we have invested a significant amount already."
"We will make the most of having Christmas and New Year out there. It is also a new experience for us away from home during the festive period."
An educator, Katie is focused on enjoying the 21,000-mile round-trip as part of her Christmas holidays.
"If all else fails, I can play golf to rely on," she finished.